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Im about a dollar, what the F is an assist??


Oh so we passing now?? That’s we doing as men?! Don’t nobody wanna be a star no mo! What is this participation award shit? Don’t get me wrong. It’s an integral part of every sport to pass the ball/puck/badminton flower but we counting how many times we do it?? Whose “please include me” idea was this? Who’s loser ass, all I do is the pass the ball because they won’t let me shoot came up with this…stat?? What was the meeting like? And who counts the passes!?? Whose job is it to count how many times AD gives the ball away? And is it more times than James Harden switches teams?



Assisting has become such an important non important…stat??, that it’s added next to the stats that actually matter, points, rebounds & steals. There’s even a Wiki for it! LOOK!



Which “otherman🤌🏾” fought so hard to make this a thing to look for when drafting a player? Because now black people cant be ball hogs anymore! And on top of that, it makes us praise those that had the ball before the scorer! Crazy son! So when Austin Reeves makes a shot, we gotta raise the roof for AD for passing him the rock and “helping” Reeves show off his skills!



Now for you bball aficionados, I don’t care about your little dissertations about the importance of assists and how I don’t know what I’m talking about blah, blah, blah nigga! All I know is PASSING is some regular shit and needs to happen in order for us to complete a game. That shouldn’t be counted to pat the back of those that can’t dribble without getting the ball swirled. What’s next, which player has the cleanest uniform? Which players reminds the most players that their shoes are untied? Look man, shoot the ball, count the points and let’s keep it moving.

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